whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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