And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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