Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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