I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I love you.
Bad choice
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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