I can tuck mytits in my pants
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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