I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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