what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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