But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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