Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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