Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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