Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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