So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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