Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
More tranny stories later!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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