babies were throwing up all over the place
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
how drunk are you?
Several
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Randomize
