i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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