I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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