Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
