also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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