she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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