We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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