I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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