I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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