Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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