Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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