So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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