He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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