I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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