You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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