Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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