I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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