margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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