This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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