marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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