porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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