Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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