I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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