I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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