Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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