I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I love you. Go after that dick
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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