when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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