i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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