Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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