Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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