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You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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