did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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