went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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