so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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