i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
they're like a gay fantastic four
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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