My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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