I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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