I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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