Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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