just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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